June 30, 2022
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I know cat walking is a thing, and I know that in Austin saying you let your cat outside on its own is now morally equivalent to saying you throw it in the middle of the highway during rush hour, but y’all… I ain’t there yet.
Hi. What day is this? Where are we? Who are you people? I only ask because I’ve mentally and physically aged 241 years. In the
Parenting is impossible right now, but maybe the kids will be okay if you get every critical decision right. Do you have what it takes?
Last month I birthed a new creative project: my new podcast, My Effing Desk! Here’s the backstory… This picture is from last summer, when I
Look, I’m feeling salty, so I’m just going to jump right in by giving you a running list of things I never want to hear
You may remember the miracle I relayed to you a few months ago, in which our long-lost Siamese cat was found across town, subsequently trapped, and returned
I’d like to paint a little picture for you of how I “chose” my middle school, or junior high as it was called in my
If you follow me on Facebook, you may have seen that we recently found our Siamese cat who had been missing for over a month. She was
According to approximately everyone, turning 40 is the shit. And by ‘everyone,’ I mean everyone over 40. This is the decade where my remaining fucks will
And now, I give you a series of gifs that most accurately capture my reaction to my kids returning to school last week.
My family and I just got back from a wonderful trip to Mexico. I’ve been to Mexico a few times, the first one being in