New plan

New plan.

Whenever men report a problem with an app, the automatic responses will be as follows:

– Well if you weren’t on your phone so much…

– Why did you wait so long to report this?

– I totally believe you but what evidence do you have?

– Let’s all calm down here. Reporting problems can really damage an app’s reputation.

– Can you rephrase your complaint? Your language is upsetting the apps.

– Wow, that’s awful. Glad it’s just the one app though.

– ‘Problem’ is a really strong word. It should only be used in extreme circumstances if you want people to listen to you.

– I love that app!! Why would you say those things about it??

– Ugh are you just trying get attention again?

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